July 2, 2014 § 1 Comment
MIXED BEAN GOULASH
A Micro-Drama in Four Acts
Scene: a Kitchen and a Business Continuity Desk.
11.57 am. The Houseman (by text message): You have just received Writers Victoria. You are a writer. XxXxXxX
11.57 am. The Writer (by text message): Bof
11.58 am. The Houseman: I am coming to sit under your desk
12.01 pm. The Writer: Do please! [He doesn’t]
Scene: as before.
12.15 pm. The Houseman: Found blue lid for blue container!
12.17 pm. The Writer: It’s the container I couldn’t find this morning.
12.19 pm. The Houseman: Oh, that way round! The container had been washed up! When? By whom?
12.20 pm. The Writer: Where is the container?
12.23 pm. The Houseman: Under the lid! You couldn’t make it up.
12.23 pm. The Writer: But the lid was on the counter.
12.25 pm. The Houseman: Yes! Incredible! And the container was washed up. On the drainer.
Scene: a Café and a Kitchen.
12.44 pm. The Writer: I’m sitting in a nice café where I will take you for lunch one day!
12.46 pm. The Houseman: That sounds great! I’m frying onions and garlic with paprika.
12.47 pm. The Writer: I have an idea what you may be cooking!
Scene: a Business Continuity Desk.
1.38 pm. The Writer: V nice roll thank you !!