Tit for tat

September 6, 2015 § 1 Comment

Oscar winning actress Helen Mirren says she has short footballer’s legs like Wayne Rooney and as a result has gotten rid of shorts from her wardrobe.

England international footballer Wayne Rooney says he has short legs like Helen Mirren and as a result has stopped being mean to people in the creative industries.


Clapham Spleen

July 21, 2013 § Leave a comment

Tories in shorts

Tailored shorts and flip-flops on Sunday.
Barbour, chinos and brogues on Monday.
I ain’t bitter.
I’m heavy.

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